Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?