Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Where does water do all its banking?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do actors go to pray?
