Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do fleas travel?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What math figure is also in the band?
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What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?