Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?