Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
It's Crowded!
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?