Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What building always gets stains on it?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?