Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the bunny upset?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What are you studying in math?