Why is golf harder than baseball?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the holiest insect?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
