Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
