Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How much money does a skunk have?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?