What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?