Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the wolf say to the flea?