What did summer say to spring?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which fly makes films?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?