What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?