Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When does a horse talk?
When do cows get tired?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?