Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?