Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do books sleep?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do trees have so many friends?