Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the friendliest national park?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
