Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are books always so angry?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What does Rudolph call his wife?