What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
It's Crowded!
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do ants go to eat?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do chips wear socks?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's the politest month?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?