How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?