What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?