What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the spider so smart?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?