What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What bird is always sad?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are books always so angry?
How do dog catchers get paid?