Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?