What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where are average things manufactured?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
