What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the most common blood type for insects?