What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?