What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is blue and not heavy?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
