Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which plant has the best roar?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?