What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?