Why do trees hate going to school?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is the coolest country?