What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.