What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
What game do bats excel at?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a forklift?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?