My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What horn never makes a sound?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What does a panda ghost say?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?