What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What day is your mom always right?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do insects learn at school?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
