What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are fish such good architects?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you say to a really good barista?