Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are cars magic?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do math teachers eat?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?