Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are ghosts always single?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?