What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What type of car do planets buy?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which bug is related to you?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?