Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do novels go to have a good time?