Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?