Where do actors go to pray?
At Shirley Temple.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?