Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How can you make 7 even?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why is the beach so confident?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call stolen cheese?