Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?