Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What style of music weighs the most?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
