What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What reads and lives in an apple?