Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?