How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do horses navigate at night?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do sheep say when they're in love?