Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do hurricanes see?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?