Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which cats have the best manners?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?