Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
An account-ant.
It's Crowded!
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
