What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where does laundry go to college?