How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's a henway?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?