How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
