Where do chips wear socks?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do amoebas make calls?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?