Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?