How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where do mermaids see movies?
When should you start writing a book?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why is winter considered holy?
Are baby skunks cute?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a dog's favorite book?