What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?