What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
What country has the most fish?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
