What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the fish blush?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do amoebas make calls?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?