What's a dog's favorite book?
A Tail of Two Cities.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?