What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?