How do bears keep cool?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do plants hate algebra?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.