What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?