What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is the loneliest cheese?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?