Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
My brother is my partner in crime.