What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are trees always so positive?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best students?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?