What do you call a depressed strawberry?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do dog catchers get paid?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did one firefly say to the other?