How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?