What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?