Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How are mountains able to see?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?