Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?