What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
The museum curator needed a break.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?