Why is a computer so smart?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What are you studying in math?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why is laughter the best medicine?