Why is laughter the best medicine?
It's free!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do elves learn in school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which insect makes the best father?