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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?