What birds make average students?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How are teens like cats?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?