What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?