What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What bird is always sad?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Bears love exotic cars.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who invented fractions?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?