What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a table you can eat?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which animal will never go bald?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How can you farm during the winter?