What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
How do fleas travel?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How does a cow do math?
