What are the strongest days of the week?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
When does a horse talk?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which computer won the talent show?