Who invented fractions?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What bee is good for your health?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?