Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a tired tree?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
When does a horse talk?