What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you organize a space party?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?