My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?