Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a goose's favorite book?