What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How did the toad die?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?