What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
It's Crowded!
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?