What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
I like telling Dad jokes.