What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?