What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?