Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do superheroes blend right in?