Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
