I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What animal knows kung fu?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why are frogs always happy?
Bears love exotic cars.
What fish only swims at night?