I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why are skeletons so calm?