I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which is the worst season?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
When do mice play every day?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?