I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?