I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do mice need oiling?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the cow go to outer space?