Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?