What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
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What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is the coolest country?