What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do naked fish play with?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Families are like fudge.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?