What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?