What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
COOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why is winter considered holy?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
