What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What birds always travel in twos?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?