Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which elf is the best singer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?