Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How does a squid go into battle?