What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What season begins with a thud?
