What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?