What do you call a tired tree?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?