My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do trees keep as a pet?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the cow go to outer space?