What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm on a casse-roll!
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
