Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
