Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the frog starve?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?