Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What does Santa order at the bar?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is summer always sad?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?