Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What bird is always sad?