What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What does a dog say before eating?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do cats love to work?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
