A book just fell on my head.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is another name for a cow?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
How do fireflies start a race?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How do snowmen get information?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?