To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?