Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where does breakfast live?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?