To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What color are all the books in the library?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which animal should never work for the government?
