Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What sport can waiters play really well?