Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the fish blush?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
