Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the foal cough?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?