Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a cow float?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?