Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
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What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What vegetables make the best music?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?