Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you arrest a pig?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?