Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?