Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do you make a cow float?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
