What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the confused bee say?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which bird would make a great farmer?