How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What is the most adorable season?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of bow can't be tied?