Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What animals make the best students?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
