Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the bee sad?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?