Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?