Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Candy corn.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call a small mom?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
