What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do you make a walnut laugh?