What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is the most adorable season?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?