What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What table can you never sit at?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?