Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why is a computer so smart?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
