What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do mice need oiling?
When does a horse talk?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?