Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?