Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?