What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?