What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the dog so popular?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are books always so angry?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?