What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
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What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
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What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What are you studying in math?
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Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
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What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
