What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do snowmen get information?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which bug is related to you?