What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Where do horses reside?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?