Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do bees buzz?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What tree has the most bark?