Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
When do cows get tired?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
