Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
