What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?