How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the baby laptop call her father?