Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which animals make the best football players?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do cows go on the weekend?