What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Rib-bits.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?