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Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
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What's a forklift?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
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