What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What fish sings the best?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?