Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What makes music in your hair?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did one plate say to the other?