Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What are the smartest highways in the world?