Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What car always breaks the rules?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
