Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?