What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What game do bats excel at?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What does an evil hen lay?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?