What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do books sleep?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?